Your Seattle Mariners hot takes, ranked and rated

Last week, I dropped a request in the FEED for all y’all’s hottest Mariners takes and you definitely served up some HEAT. Here is a handy ranking system:

Blake Beaven = 1 star – a fine yet fairly tepid take
Chris Bosio = 2 stars – workmanlike, solid, but not earth-shattering
Hisashi Iwakuma = 3 stars – an above replacement level hot take, boundary-pushing but not absurd
Matt Brash = 4 stars – a very hot and BRASH take, will upset people, will get the people going
Cliff Lee = 5 stars – nuclear, scorched earth-level take

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